Star Text

As I was thinking of what to type here, since my mind is currently in Venus, my friend gave me a text message:


friend: Hey! Umamin na pala si *toot* no? Siya nga.

me: Yup! saw it last night. That was our topic here. Desperate move. Checkmate siya e. Now, she's using her "motherly" appeal to save whatever she has.

friend: Mukha ba mother? D naman. Dont even think she's sorry

me: Kya nga. What she really needs is an acting teacher.

friend: LOL! The b***h doesn't even know how to act!

me: Hehe... Now I see where her son gets his acting skills from!

friend:LOL! Wala rin tayo ipapalit. Yan ang masama.

me: *tooot* seems interested. di lang nagpapaobvious!

friend: Follower ni Satan! Hirap na bayan. Ba't natin tatanggapin kapatid nya?

me: What's the best thing to do? Snap elections? War? Divided Pinas ngayon. Mahirap.

friend: Ibalik! Ibalik! Ibalik! Ibalik! Ibalik si Marcos!

me: Hahaha! Tita Cory na lang!

friend: Type mo si Kris noh? Aminin!

me: With the way things are going, her being the next President is a BIG possibility! No need for wire-tapping! Private conversations can be accessed through STARTXT!


Now, what do you think????